(Commissioned by Werenimal.)
"Chief Medical Officer's Log, Stardate 42075.2...
Counselor Troi's recent pregnancy continues to progress at an alarming rate. We've estimated that she should be going into labor by the end of today! Even stranger, Troi's preexisting fraternal twins (courtesy of myself and Lt. Yar of course) are expected to continue developing at the normal Betazoid rate even after she gives birth to this child. It's quite fortuitous that Dr. Pulaski joined the crew of the Enterprise when she did.
But of course, Troi isn't why she's here. Today Pulaski and I began the trials for a new condom that can withstand my and Yar's semen output. Results so far have not been promising, but we're not yet discouraged."
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(Bigger versions found on my Fanbox.)
SUBJECT: Star Trek, Katherine Pulaski, Beverly Crusher
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