Monday, December 23, 2019

Hanna Bark'bara Dicktoon Christmas Special (X-mas)

(Collaboration with Junkpile, who provided the swanky pigments!)

Out of the kindness of the Bluff family, Porkchop and all the shelter dogs got a christmas to remember, with PorkChop taking the holiday initiative to see how eager Bebe is to apologize and be on the 'knotty' list.

Have a very merry X-mas, everybody!

SUBJECT: Doug, Porkchop, Beebe Bluff, Hanna Barbera, Doggie Daddy, Hong Kong Phooey, Huckleberry Hound

Sunday, December 22, 2019

Mel's Stocking Stuffer (X-mas)

(Collaboration with Aeolus, who provided these bitchin colors!)

Cousin Mel had to be extra nice to make up for all her naughtiness.

Full versions found here and here.

SUBJECT: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer, Cousin Mel, Jake

Friday, December 13, 2019

Southern Milf, Surrogate Hero (Commission)

(Commissioned by Kurt.)
After Dexter's Dad became sterile by exposure to the Laboratory. Dexter's Mom was searching for a Surrogate, Sugar Daddy, willing to give a thick old Southern Milf babies, but no one was compatible to handle her thickness. Only a Mighty Hero, Action Hank Jr. (slightly older than Dexter), stepped up to save the day. He convinced her that her thick child bearing hips and big booty was built only for black baby breeding. While the family was away, Dexter's Mom became a Black Owned Milf.
(Full versions found here and here.


SUBJECT: Dexter's Laboratory, Dexter's Mom, Action Hank Jr.

Thursday, December 5, 2019

Disney After Dark (Commission)

(Commissioned by Jase.)

"It wasn't long before someone in power at the Big D recognized the talents of Peg and Roxanne. They only became even more popular after being moved to Disney's private programming."

(Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

SUBJECT: Goof Troop, Roxanne, Peg Pete

Friday, November 29, 2019

Naughty Thanksgiving

(Thanksgiving theme pic.)

Sakurai's amazing and all... but he's no miracle worker: how the hell can you make Mai appropriate for family viewing?

Have a great Thanksgiving weekend, everybody!

(Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

SUBJECT: Mai Shiranui, Fatal Fury, The King of Fighters

Thursday, November 21, 2019

Beneath a Shaded Sun (Commission)

(Commissioned by anonymous for Helstales patreon.)
In the land of Asamu, the shaded day is also known as the veiled night. When Lady Uru, goddess of Earth and Sun, climbed her husband’s pillar, it was said the rivers flooded and the earth itself trembled in sync with her titanic gyrations and haunting laughter. They also said the sighs echoing in the air were her husband’s, enduring Nobody, the Twin Rivers Dragon, pained grunts as his golden cow devoured him, not her, in carnal delights.

“Release all pleasures and return to the toil come morrow,” the Lady Uru ordered to her land and people.

And all were content.

Thus said the Lady of Red Reeds.
(Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

Friday, November 15, 2019

StarGate: SGG-Cups (Commission)

(Commissioned by maskedmarmoset.)

Sam & Vala are out to explore the galaxy, one hard cock at a time.

(Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

SUBJECT: Stargate, Samantha Carter, Vala Mal Doran

Thursday, November 7, 2019

ASS-isted Offerings (Commission)

(Commissioned by LPM.)
Gazing at his lover as she bids farewell, the young stud's attention shifted towards the screeching of chairs followed by a feminine yelp. Daniel whipped his head around to find a pained latina standing before him angrily glancing back at her sore rear end.

When asked why she has volunteered despite her obvious disdain for him, the haughty Paulina growled that it was not by choice while shifting her gaze towards the snickering provocateur behind her.


SUBJECT: Danny Phantom, Danny Fenton, Paulina Sanchez, Jazz Fenton

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Ooky Family Union (Halloween)

(9th Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019, post-final 2019 Halloween pic... because I got the dates wrong >_<)

Halloween is just another day for the Addams family but that didn't prevent them from celebrating in their own way.

(Full versions found here or here.

SUBJECT: Addams Family, Morticia Addams, Wednesday Addams, Pugsley Addams

Saturday, October 26, 2019

New Dong City (Halloween)

(8th Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019, final 2019 Halloween pic.)

The mayor of New Donk City was down for any type of publicity so Halloween was enough of an excuse to show off to the public.

Have a great Halloween, everyone!

(Full versions found here and here. Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

SUBJECT: Donkey Kong, Pauline

Friday, October 25, 2019

Halloween Sora (Halloween)

(7th Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019, 4th Halloween poll winner.)

Ursula has the key to Sora's G-spot.

(Full versions, both rule34/63, found here and here.

SUBJECT: Kingdom Hearts, Sora, Ursula

Saturday, October 19, 2019

Halloween Bonding (Halloween)

(6th Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019.)

The Hughes family Halloween celebrations inevitably turned into intense family bonding.

((Full versions found here and here.

SUBJECT: Iron Giant, Annie Hughes, Teen Titans, Starfire, Robin

Friday, October 18, 2019

Halloween 2019 Poll

Opening it up for everyone to participate in the last Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019 poll.
  •  Donky Kong as Mojo Jojo (Powerpuff Girls) and Pauline (Mario) dressed as Sedusa.
  • Morticia Addams DP by her kids.
  • Xochi JalapeƱo (Victor and Valentino) with the Creep (TMNT 2012).
  • Nicole Williams (Craig of the Creek) offering up her MILF booty to Trick or Treaters.
  • Kim Possible in a slutty Totally Spies outfit.
  • Sora (Kingdom Hearts 3) and Ursula.
  • Irma Langinstein (TMNT 1987) pole dancing.
  • Panda Delgado (Body Bags) as Juliet Starling.
  • Android 18 (DBZ) as 2B (Nier Automata).
  • Maleficent in the middle of a summoning circle.
Vote here.

Rare Costume Contest (Halloween)

(5th Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019, 3rd Patreon poll pic.)

Even though the costume didn't quite fit her, Peg found that the results were more than fulfilling.

(Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

SUBJECT: Goof Troop, Peg Pete, Banjo Kazooie

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Hairy Situation (Halloween)

(3rd Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019)

Vivi's hands on approach triggered something primal in her latest victim.

(Bigger versions found on my Fanbox.)

SUBJECT: Braindead 13, Vivi

Friday, October 11, 2019

Debbie vs Jason (Halloween)

(4th Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019.)

Debbie teaches her son's best friend all about Trick-or-Treating.

(Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

SUBJECT: Robotboy, Debbie Turnbull

Sunday, October 6, 2019

Purpled: Halloween Smash (Halloween)

(2nd Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019, first Patreon poll pic)

As soon as he saw her costume, Krunk had a uncontrollable urge to drill as deep as he can into Dexter's Mom.

SUBJECT: Dexter's Lab, Dexter's Mom, Infraggable Krunk

Friday, October 4, 2019

Mad Monster Breeding Party (Halloween)

(1st Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019.)

Francesca works hard to extract that baby batter.

(Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

SUBJECT: Francesca, Mini-Monsters, Franklyn, Sherman

Thursday, September 26, 2019

Making a Cat Choke (Commission)

(Commissioned by anonymous.)

Katie services a couple of wolves.

(Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)


SUBJECT: Prequel, Making A Cat Cry, Katia Managan

Friday, September 20, 2019

Jurassic World Problems (Commission)

(Commissioned by Jase.)
The time-traveled town of Marshville had been under siege by the Reptite forces for days until Meriem had been able to enlist the help of Ayla's tribe. Victory over the Dinomen was swift, and celebrations quickly devolved into the kind of sexual degeneracy lost to the ages.


SUBJECT: Cavewoman, Meriem Cooper, Chrono Trigger, Ayla

Thursday, September 12, 2019

A Moment of Bliss (Commission)

(Commissioned by Rainmaker-Lariat.)

"Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross are always ready to defend their tag titles against any kind of challenger, no matter the size, and in any kind of match, pinfall or submission."

(Full versions found here and here. Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

SUBJECT: WWE, Alexa Bliss, Nikki Cross

Sunday, September 8, 2019

Brainstorming: Halloween Draw-a-thon 2019

The haunting season is nigh upon us which means… it’s Halloween Draw-a-thon, 2019 edition!

Here’s a rundown on how it works (for those new): everyone provides suggestions/requests, I cherry pick the one’s that tickle my imagination, then I proceed to draw as much of them as I can within the month of October.

FYI these are some tips on getting to actually get picked:
  • Make them Halloween themed somehow.
  • Don’t just suggest your waifu harem, that’s the best way to not get picked (it eats up too much time to draw all that waifu).
  • Don’t just suggest your fetish, like make it fit within the theme at least, or else it’s just as bad as suggesting your dream waifu harem.
  • Link to references of the character(s), especially for obscure characters and subjects.
  • Post suggestions as anonymous: if I know you, you’ll have less chance of getting picked (I hate nepotism so will automatically be bias against those I know).
Looking forward to all your ideas and wild flights of fancy.

(My Patreon is as ever in tip jar mode.)

EDIT: Thanks everyone for participating in the Draw-a-thon 2019!

There were a couple of really great ideas that I would have loved to do but was too elaborate and therefore take too long to draw (i.e. it was either 1 elaborate pic per week or 2 more simple pics).

As always, I seems every year there would be crazy cool idea(s) that's TV show/movie based that I would have loved to do if I had a lot more time.

Thanks, again! And have a fantastic Halloween, everyone!

Thursday, September 5, 2019

Teacher's Pet Rewarded (Labor Day)

(Labor Day theme pic? For sure a Richard Williams and Russi Taylor memorial pic.)

Martin's years of being the teacher's pet finally paid off big time when a substitute teacher showed her appreciation.

(Full versions found here or here. Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

SUBJECT: Jessica Rabbit, Simpsons, Martin Prince

Thursday, August 29, 2019

RWBY Puroresu (Commission)

(Commissioned by Tiptop.)

Team RWBY gear up for the squared circle.

(Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)


SUBJECT: RWBY, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long

Thursday, August 22, 2019

Lascivious Doctrines (Commission)

(Commissioned by TkLm Fan.)
"Feeling as though her nethers were aflame, Illana could not help but whine like a kitten in heat. Such concupiscent soundings from the blonde beauty as she continually ground this gorgeous paige's pussy, were all too appeasing to Kimberly's ear.

The surrounding assemblage gazed upon their corporeal fleshdance with burning lust, such salivation from their own pubescent regions streaming like rivers down across their thighs, causing the underoos of whom to slough off around their legs. As if almost anticipating in earnest of what comes next. Gathering her remaining wits about her, Illana weakly mules out why Kimmy was doing this before letting out another sheepish yelp in pleasure.

The haughty squad leader simply states that besides being top idols. They were also objects of desire in the eyes of all within the school, and this was merely as test to push how far an up & comer like her would hold out to such adroit pleasures. As if on que, kimmy bellowed out a whorish groan while the two climaxed inside one another."
(Bigger versions found on my Patreon.)

SUBJECT: Sym-Bionic Titan, Kimmy Mysner, Amber, Monica, Tiffany, Illana