(Commissioned by Anonymous.)
"With Al and the kids out of town, Peggy decides to make some extra money and it backfires in true sitcom fashion.
After overhearing a neighborhood teen brag about the size of his cock, Peggy chalks it up to youthful exaggeration. Especially since he's a scrawny little geek. Confronting him, she wagers two weeks as his slave against his college savings. But, to her amazement, it's all too real."